I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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