Yo dont text me then not text me
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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