Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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