is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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