Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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