is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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