I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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