Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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