There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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