so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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