my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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