How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
My vagina just clenched in fear
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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