So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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