Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I skipped work to stalk him.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
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There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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