there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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