Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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