Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
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