no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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