By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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