That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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