the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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