she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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