I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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