doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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