Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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