She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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