normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
He's on the porch naked. Help.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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