Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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