We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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