What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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