he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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