So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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