Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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