I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize