i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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