when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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