you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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