The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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