I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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