all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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