i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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