her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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