cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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