people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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