so explain again why im purple
no
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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