i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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