i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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