i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He passed out mid-signature
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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