Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
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