life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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