Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
So. Much. Porn.
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