scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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