We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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