Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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