I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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