Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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