we're blogging at a bar
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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