Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
