What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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