I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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