Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I understand Curling. That high.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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