I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
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in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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