Three words: puerto rican gang bang
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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